Once there was Norman-hunter who lived in the zoo with a spork and an elephant named Bob. Norman-hunter ate Bob and then it got explosive diharrea that went all kablooey inside his brown loin-cloth and killed every Norman within a 2 mile radius of his cage. Her pink sheep crept silently into the kitchen and burned its face by sniffing the oven.

"OWIE!!!" it shrieked in its disturbingly high voice. Then pie exploded and worms flew in a galactic mass and landed right in someone's food, which was another pie. Norman-hunter promptly nibbled his

Once there was Norman-hunter who lived in the zoo with a spork and an elephant named Bob. Norman-hunter ate Bob and then it got explosive diharrea that went all kablooey inside his brown loin-cloth and killed every Norman within a 2 mile radius of his cage. Her pink sheep crept silently into the kitchen and burned its face by sniffing the oven.

"OWIE!!!" it shrieked in its disturbingly high voice. Then pie exploded and worms flew in a galactic mass and landed right in someone's food, which was another pie. Norman-hunter promptly nibbled his keyboard and accidentally stomped on a

Once there was Norman-hunter who lived in the zoo with a spork and an elephant named Bob. Norman-hunter ate Bob and then it got explosive diharrea that went all kablooey inside his brown loin-cloth and killed every Norman within a 2 mile radius of his cage. Her pink sheep crept silently into the kitchen and burned its face by sniffing the oven.

"OWIE!!!" it shrieked in its disturbingly high voice. Then pie exploded and worms flew in a galactic mass and landed right in someone's food, which was another pie. Norman-hunter promptly nibbled his keyboard and accidentally stomped on a pink sheep. It imploded her best

Once there was Norman-hunter who lived in the zoo with a spork and an elephant named Bob. Norman-hunter ate Bob and then it got explosive diharrea that went all kablooey inside his brown loin-cloth and killed every Norman within a 2 mile radius of his cage. Her pink sheep crept silently into the kitchen and burned its face by sniffing the oven.

"OWIE!!!" it shrieked in its disturbingly high voice. Then pie exploded and worms flew in a galactic mass and landed right in someone's food, which was another pie. Norman-hunter promptly nibbled his keyboard and accidentally stomped on a pink sheep. It imploded her best and vital organs and imploded again

Once there was Norman-hunter who lived in the zoo with a spork and an elephant named Bob. Norman-hunter ate Bob and then it got explosive diharrea that went all kablooey inside his brown loin-cloth and killed every Norman within a 2 mile radius of his cage. Her pink sheep crept silently into the kitchen and burned its face by sniffing the oven.

"OWIE!!!" it shrieked in its disturbingly high voice. Then pie exploded and worms flew in a galactic mass and landed right in someone's food, which was another pie. Norman-hunter promptly nibbled his keyboard and accidentally stomped on a pink sheep. It imploded her best and vital organs and imploded again; stomach acid spew imploded again onto

[let's pretend spew is a noun x.x]