-.- I wonder what my friends are gonna think of my class now..

I can't believe this story was published in the newsletter. It's an internet class not a freaky kindergarten writing class.

uh yeah. this is getting kinda weird. >>

One day a fluffy squishy cloud was floating down a manhole to eat cherry pie. But the cherry got picked by a monkey hermit who was a big pie actually. byte of data which was never ever ever ever a monkey that ate humans.

The big pickle regurgitated an enormous chunk of giant hairball all of its which was a useless piece of cherry pie. It really like her big poofy wig so she ate some peach crumble with whipped cream but it resulted in a bomb that went KABLOOSH! The wrecked city shrieked in terror and teleported to the far reaches of the planet which contained random decorated Nok figures that appeared to be attacking the descendants of the voodoo natives.

They got bored and went to stare at the lovers who were making out in the courtyard with the singers who were having a horrible time trying to digest the food which was pie. Suddenly, a light cream cake fell on the head of the lovers who weren't amused but really were some aliens from the planet mars. The lovers turned a vivid aubergine into a pie. This pie was... eaten by Norman who is a fat pie eater that hails from monkey land. Monkeys invaded Saturn and threw pies at Norman Zhu, who eats carrots.

He decided to play ultimate extreme twister and fell on his head and ate more pie because he had nothing better to do. Then the cherry pies came falling on the heads of the aubergined lovers. Chagrined, they turned to aliens from Monkeyland and dropped snowballs in Monkeyland. Snowballs being of unequaled did not melt. Then a pie grew wings and pulled a muscle and fell into a steaming pile of saliva in front of a plate on Norman's nose.

He was hungry and ate uncontrollably until he ate more pieee. Then she went and retrieved superfluous pus from Norman's mouth. He ate too much toxic bagels, which gave a lot of indigestion to Norman. Then she went and found a very very very tasty blueberry pie. Then the pie turned into a tastier pie which Norman ate voraciously. AND THEN DIED and went to weird people Heaven. Then Visha died and also went somewhere far away where she found Norman's mangled body which was malfunctioning.

Meanwhile, underground, Prince Lancelot had found squishy strawberry jello which Norman ate as a zombie, swallowing things like glue, crayons, and scissors. He choked violently on the scissors, and with a giant sneeze, consumed her own toenails. Then a thread became too-long (:D:D). So Norman ate the pus from a stale pie. Which was actually a mysteriously disguised, magically transformed element of tasty pie. Then Norman's zombie ate a pie. The pie she ate exploded inside and caused her to explode and her man-biceps regurgitated some bagels. The bagels tasted like moldy cheese. So the tree didn't eat the cheesy bagels, instead it ate Magical Trevor. Then the pretty butterflies attacked Princess Lancelot and Chuck Norris. Chuck became hypnotized by Matt's uncontrolable sexiness. Unfortunately, Domo-kun arrived and kicked people and ate them.

"WAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Domo-kun cried. Then he disappeared.

"Oh noes!" shrieked the children as they picked their dismembered limbs off the pile of rotting dung, which smelled a lot like strawberries. Squirrels ate the chipmunks and took over the planet Mars, which was in the universe of the undeniably annoying Norman. The squirrels voted on world domination. Then, they threw their Exploding Doom Pies at Matt Tunt, who deflected them with her hot pie deflecting spoons. Then SHE went to Norman's grave which wasn't existant. Coincidentally, NORMAN DIED while picking his nose with sharp pieces of glass. Matt died because rabid monkeys from Monkeyland came and mauled IE until the superior giraffes fused with crazy Chickens.

The ChickenGiraffes launched peanut butter patties at unsuspecting TurtleDucks. TurtleDucks ate RabbitSquirrels and then retaliated by sending plushies down sewage pipes which led to mass indigestion from too many plushies. Plushies taste like fried Norman brains, we'd know because Raid ate them. She survived but Norman was digested. Raid was happy because of that.

Meanwhile Princess Norman was eating a strawberry waffle cone with purple yam on the top.
It farted lots. Then someone lit their creme brulee on fire in the deepest ocean and consumed purple people eaters. The people eaters ate yummy TIC TA's. Terrance tasted bad. He was stalked by pink elephants who were sluts. They stalked random popcicles like [***censored***]

One day a fluffy squishy cloud was floating down a manhole to eat cherry pie. But the cherry got picked by a monkey hermit who was a big pie actually. byte of data which was never ever ever ever a monkey that ate humans.

The big pickle regurgitated an enormous chunk of giant hairball all of its which was a useless piece of cherry pie. It really like her big poofy wig so she ate some peach crumble with whipped cream but it resulted in a bomb that went KABLOOSH! The wrecked city shrieked in terror and teleported to the far reaches of the planet which contained random decorated Nok figures that appeared to be attacking the descendants of the voodoo natives.

They got bored and went to stare at the lovers who were making out in the courtyard with the singers who were having a horrible time trying to digest the food which was pie. Suddenly, a light cream cake fell on the head of the lovers who weren't amused but really were some aliens from the planet mars. The lovers turned a vivid aubergine into a pie. This pie was... eaten by Norman who is a fat pie eater that hails from monkey land. Monkeys invaded Saturn and threw pies at Norman Zhu, who eats carrots.

He decided to play ultimate extreme twister and fell on his head and ate more pie because he had nothing better to do. Then the cherry pies came falling on the heads of the aubergined lovers. Chagrined, they turned to aliens from Monkeyland and dropped snowballs in Monkeyland. Snowballs being of unequaled did not melt. Then a pie grew wings and pulled a muscle and fell into a steaming pile of saliva in front of a plate on Norman's nose.

He was hungry and ate uncontrollably until he ate more pieee. Then she went and retrieved superfluous pus from Norman's mouth. He ate too much toxic bagels, which gave a lot of indigestion to Norman. Then she went and found a very very very tasty blueberry pie. Then the pie turned into a tastier pie which Norman ate voraciously. AND THEN DIED and went to weird people Heaven. Then Visha died and also went somewhere far away where she found Norman's mangled body which was malfunctioning.

Meanwhile, underground, Prince Lancelot had found squishy strawberry jello which Norman ate as a zombie, swallowing things like glue, crayons, and scissors. He choked violently on the scissors, and with a giant sneeze, consumed her own toenails. Then a thread became too-long (:D:D). So Norman ate the pus from a stale pie. Which was actually a mysteriously disguised, magically transformed element of tasty pie. Then Norman's zombie ate a pie. The pie she ate exploded inside and caused her to explode and her man-biceps regurgitated some bagels. The bagels tasted like moldy cheese. So the tree didn't eat the cheesy bagels, instead it ate Magical Trevor. Then the pretty butterflies attacked Princess Lancelot and Chuck Norris. Chuck became hypnotized by Matt's uncontrolable sexiness. Unfortunately, Domo-kun arrived and kicked people and ate them.

"WAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Domo-kun cried. Then he disappeared.

"Oh noes!" shrieked the children as they picked their dismembered limbs off the pile of rotting dung, which smelled a lot like strawberries. Squirrels ate the chipmunks and took over the planet Mars, which was in the universe of the undeniably annoying Norman. The squirrels voted on world domination. Then, they threw their Exploding Doom Pies at Matt Tunt, who deflected them with her hot pie deflecting spoons. Then SHE went to Norman's grave which wasn't existant. Coincidentally, NORMAN DIED while picking his nose with sharp pieces of glass. Matt died because rabid monkeys from Monkeyland came and mauled IE until the superior giraffes fused with crazy Chickens.

The ChickenGiraffes launched peanut butter patties at unsuspecting TurtleDucks. TurtleDucks ate RabbitSquirrels and then retaliated by sending plushies down sewage pipes which led to mass indigestion from too many plushies. Plushies taste like fried Norman brains, we'd know because Raid ate them. She survived but Norman was digested. Raid was happy because of that.

Meanwhile Princess Norman was eating a strawberry waffle cone with purple yam on the top.
It farted lots. Then someone lit their creme brulee on fire in the deepest ocean and consumed purple people eaters. The people eaters ate yummy TIC TA's. Terrance tasted bad. He was stalked by pink elephants who were sluts. They stalked random popcicles like [***censored***]

One day a fluffy squishy cloud was floating down a manhole to eat cherry pie. But the cherry got picked by a monkey hermit who was a big pie actually. byte of data which was never ever ever ever a monkey that ate humans.

The big pickle regurgitated an enormous chunk of giant hairball all of its which was a useless piece of cherry pie. It really like her big poofy wig so she ate some peach crumble with whipped cream but it resulted in a bomb that went KABLOOSH! The wrecked city shrieked in terror and teleported to the far reaches of the planet which contained random decorated Nok figures that appeared to be attacking the descendants of the voodoo natives.

They got bored and went to stare at the lovers who were making out in the courtyard with the singers who were having a horrible time trying to digest the food which was pie. Suddenly, a light cream cake fell on the head of the lovers who weren't amused but really were some aliens from the planet mars. The lovers turned a vivid aubergine into a pie. This pie was... eaten by Norman who is a fat pie eater that hails from monkey land. Monkeys invaded Saturn and threw pies at Norman Zhu, who eats carrots.

He decided to play ultimate extreme twister and fell on his head and ate more pie because he had nothing better to do. Then the cherry pies came falling on the heads of the aubergined lovers. Chagrined, they turned to aliens from Monkeyland and dropped snowballs in Monkeyland. Snowballs being of unequaled did not melt. Then a pie grew wings and pulled a muscle and fell into a steaming pile of saliva in front of a plate on Norman's nose.

He was hungry and ate uncontrollably until he ate more pieee. Then she went and retrieved superfluous pus from Norman's mouth. He ate too much toxic bagels, which gave a lot of indigestion to Norman. Then she went and found a very very very tasty blueberry pie. Then the pie turned into a tastier pie which Norman ate voraciously. AND THEN DIED and went to weird people Heaven. Then Visha died and also went somewhere far away where she found Norman's mangled body which was malfunctioning.

Meanwhile, underground, Prince Lancelot had found squishy strawberry jello which Norman ate as a zombie, swallowing things like glue, crayons, and scissors. He choked violently on the scissors, and with a giant sneeze, consumed her own toenails. Then a thread became too-long (:D:D). So Norman ate the pus from a stale pie. Which was actually a mysteriously disguised, magically transformed element of tasty pie. Then Norman's zombie ate a pie. The pie she ate exploded inside and caused her to explode and her man-biceps regurgitated some bagels. The bagels tasted like moldy cheese. So the tree didn't eat the cheesy bagels, instead it ate Magical Trevor. Then the pretty butterflies attacked Princess Lancelot and Chuck Norris. Chuck became hypnotized by Matt's uncontrolable sexiness. Unfortunately, Domo-kun arrived and kicked people and ate them.

"WAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Domo-kun cried. Then he disappeared.

"Oh noes!" shrieked the children as they picked their dismembered limbs off the pile of rotting dung, which smelled a lot like strawberries. Squirrels ate the chipmunks and took over the planet Mars, which was in the universe of the undeniably annoying Norman. The squirrels voted on world domination. Then, they threw their Exploding Doom Pies at Matt Tunt, who deflected them with her hot pie deflecting spoons. Then SHE went to Norman's grave which wasn't existant. Coincidentally, NORMAN DIED while picking his nose with sharp pieces of glass. Matt died because rabid monkeys from Monkeyland came and mauled IE until the superior giraffes fused with crazy Chickens.

The ChickenGiraffes launched peanut butter patties at unsuspecting TurtleDucks. TurtleDucks ate RabbitSquirrels and then retaliated by sending plushies down sewage pipes which led to mass indigestion from too many plushies. Plushies taste like fried Norman brains, we'd know because Raid ate them. She survived but Norman was digested. Raid was happy because of that.

Meanwhile Princess Norman was eating a strawberry waffle cone with purple yam on the top.
It farted lots. Then someone lit their creme brulee on fire in the deepest ocean and consumed purple people eaters. The people eaters ate yummy TIC TA's. Terrance tasted bad. He was stalked by pink elephants who were sluts. They stalked random popcicles like [***censored***]

One day, a fluffy squishy cloud was floating down a manhole to eat cherry pie. But the cherry got picked by a monkey hermit who was a big pie actually. byte of data which was never ever ever ever a monkey that ate humans.

The big pickle regurgitated an enormous chunk of giant hairball all of its which was a useless piece of cherry pie. It really like her big poofy wig so she ate some peach crumble with whipped cream but it resulted in a bomb that went KABLOOSH! The wrecked city shrieked in terror and teleported to the far reaches of the planet which contained random decorated Nok figures that appeared to be attacking the descendants of the voodoo natives.

They got bored and went to stare at the lovers who were making out in the courtyard with the singers who were having a horrible time trying to digest the food which was pie. Suddenly, a light cream cake fell on the head of the lovers who weren't amused but really were some aliens from the planet mars. The lovers turned a vivid aubergine into a pie. This pie was... eaten by Norman who is a fat pie eater that hails from monkey land. Monkeys invaded Saturn and threw pies at Norman Zhu, who eats carrots.

He decided to play ultimate extreme twister and fell on his head and ate more pie because he had nothing better to do. Then the cherry pies came falling on the heads of the aubergined lovers. Chagrined, they turned to aliens from Monkeyland and dropped snowballs in Monkeyland. Snowballs being of unequaled did not melt. Then a pie grew wings and pulled a muscle and fell into a steaming pile of saliva in front of a plate on Norman's nose.

He was hungry and ate uncontrollably until he ate more pieee. Then she went and retrieved superfluous pus from Norman's mouth. He ate too much toxic bagels, which gave a lot of indigestion to Norman. Then she went and found a very very very tasty blueberry pie. Then the pie turned into a tastier pie which Norman ate voraciously. AND THEN DIED and went to weird people Heaven. Then Visha died and also went somewhere far away where she found Norman's mangled body which was malfunctioning.

Meanwhile, underground, Prince Lancelot had found squishy strawberry jello which Norman ate as a zombie, swallowing things like glue, crayons, and scissors. He choked violently on the scissors, and with a giant sneeze, consumed her own toenails. Then a thread became too-long (:D:D). So Norman ate the pus from a stale pie. Which was actually a mysteriously disguised, magically transformed element of tasty pie. Then Norman's zombie ate a pie. The pie she ate exploded inside and caused her to explode and her man-biceps regurgitated some bagels. The bagels tasted like moldy cheese. So the tree didn't eat the cheesy bagels, instead it ate Magical Trevor. Then the pretty butterflies attacked Princess Lancelot and Chuck Norris. Chuck became hypnotized by Matt's uncontrolable sexiness. Unfortunately, Domo-kun arrived and kicked people and ate them.

"WAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Domo-kun cried. Then he disappeared.

"Oh noes!" shrieked the children as they picked their dismembered limbs off the pile of rotting dung, which smelled a lot like strawberries. Squirrels ate the chipmunks and took over the planet Mars, which was in the universe of the undeniably annoying Norman. The squirrels voted on world domination. Then, they threw their Exploding Doom Pies at Matt Tunt, who deflected them with her hot pie deflecting spoons. Then SHE went to Norman's grave which wasn't existant. Coincidentally, NORMAN DIED while picking his nose with sharp pieces of glass. Matt died because rabid monkeys from Monkeyland came and mauled IE until the superior giraffes fused with crazy Chickens.

The ChickenGiraffes launched peanut butter patties at unsuspecting TurtleDucks. TurtleDucks ate RabbitSquirrels and then retaliated by sending plushies down sewage pipes which led to mass indigestion from too many plushies. Plushies taste like fried Norman brains, we'd know because Raid ate them. She survived but Norman was digested. Raid was happy because of that.

Meanwhile Princess Norman was eating a strawberry waffle cone with purple yam on the top.
It farted lots. Then someone lit their creme brulee on fire in the deepest ocean and consumed purple people eaters. The people eaters ate yummy TIC TA's. Terrance tasted bad. He was stalked by pink elephants who were sluts. They stalked random popcicles like [***censored***]

One day, a fluffy squishy cloud was floating down a manhole to eat cherry pie. But the cherry got picked by a monkey hermit who was a big pie actually. byte of data which was never ever ever ever a monkey that ate humans.

The big pickle regurgitated an enormous chunk of giant hairball all of its which was a useless piece of cherry pie. It really like her big poofy wig so she ate some peach crumble with whipped cream but it resulted in a bomb that went KABLOOSH! The wrecked city shrieked in terror and teleported to the far reaches of the planet which contained random decorated Nok figures that appeared to be attacking the descendants of the voodoo natives.

They got bored and went to stare at the lovers who were making out in the courtyard with the singers who were having a horrible time trying to digest the food which was pie. Suddenly, a light cream cake fell on the head of the lovers who weren't amused but really were some aliens from the planet mars. The lovers turned a vivid aubergine into a pie. This pie was... eaten by Norman who is a fat pie eater that hails from monkey land. Monkeys invaded Saturn and threw pies at Norman Zhu, who eats carrots.

He decided to play ultimate extreme twister and fell on his head and ate more pie because he had nothing better to do. Then the cherry pies came falling on the heads of the aubergined lovers. Chagrined, they turned to aliens from Monkeyland and dropped snowballs in Monkeyland. Snowballs being of unequaled did not melt. Then a pie grew wings and pulled a muscle and fell into a steaming pile of saliva in front of a plate on Norman's nose.

He was hungry and ate uncontrollably until he ate more pieee. Then she went and retrieved superfluous pus from Norman's mouth. He ate too much toxic bagels, which gave a lot of indigestion to Norman. Then she went and found a very very very tasty blueberry pie. Then the pie turned into a tastier pie which Norman ate voraciously. AND THEN DIED and went to weird people Heaven. Then Visha died and also went somewhere far away where she found Norman's mangled body which was malfunctioning.

Meanwhile, underground, Prince Lancelot had found squishy strawberry jello which Norman ate as a zombie, swallowing things like glue, crayons, and scissors. He choked violently on the scissors, and with a giant sneeze, consumed her own toenails. Then a thread became too-long (:D:D). So Norman ate the pus from a stale pie. Which was actually a mysteriously disguised, magically transformed element of tasty pie. Then Norman's zombie ate a pie. The pie she ate exploded inside and caused her to explode and her man-biceps regurgitated some bagels. The bagels tasted like moldy cheese. So the tree didn't eat the cheesy bagels, instead it ate Magical Trevor. Then the pretty butterflies attacked Princess Lancelot and Chuck Norris. Chuck became hypnotized by Matt's uncontrolable sexiness. Unfortunately, Domo-kun arrived and kicked people and ate them.

"WAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Domo-kun cried. Then he disappeared.

"Oh noes!" shrieked the children as they picked their dismembered limbs off the pile of rotting dung, which smelled a lot like strawberries. Squirrels ate the chipmunks and took over the planet Mars, which was in the universe of the undeniably annoying Norman. The squirrels voted on world domination. Then, they threw their Exploding Doom Pies at Matt Tunt, who deflected them with her hot pie deflecting spoons. Then SHE went to Norman's grave which wasn't existant. Coincidentally, NORMAN DIED while picking his nose with sharp pieces of glass. Matt died because rabid monkeys from Monkeyland came and mauled IE until the superior giraffes fused with crazy Chickens.

The ChickenGiraffes launched peanut butter patties at unsuspecting TurtleDucks. TurtleDucks ate RabbitSquirrels and then retaliated by sending plushies down sewage pipes which led to mass indigestion from too many plushies. Plushies taste like fried Norman brains, we'd know because Raid ate them. She survived but Norman was digested. Raid was happy because of that.

Meanwhile Princess Norman was eating a strawberry waffle cone with purple yam on the top.
It farted lots. Then someone lit their creme brulee on fire in the deepest ocean and consumed purple people eaters. The people eaters ate yummy TIC TA's. Terrance tasted bad. He was stalked by pink elephants who were sluts. They stalked random popcicles like [***censored***]