Philosophy
Puns on Philosophers
2005/07/25 10:21:24 PST by seanan

I know some of these are pretty lame, but here are some puns I made up:

-This is so frustrating! I Kant (can't) understand the Prolegomena!

-Habits and customs are part of Humian (human) nature.

-I just met a physics (metaphysics) teacher.

-What do you get when you combine philosophy and football in Britain? Soccer-teas (Socrates). (Okay, fine, that was pretty lame.)

-"Put de milk and de wax in de cart (Descarte) pleez!"

Anyone got any more?

2005/07/25 22:10:07 PST by Goyen
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"I've been looking to meetcha. Are you in the rich niche?"

"Ow! I just got bit by a snake!" "Hey, that bite looks like the face of Mary Magdelene!" "It's a bitten sign!"

One-liners:
"I can't understand Kant".
"Hume has no humor."
"Mr. Witten has no wit."
"Soren's ideas ain't soarin."
"Plato is less interesting than play-doh."

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2005/07/26 10:47:21 PST by seanan

haha.

2005/07/26 12:06:09 PST by jimmy girl

I like Keirkegaard's ideas.

2005/07/28 10:25:13 PST by seanan

o that's a really good pun!

2005/10/09 23:31:05 PST by carinkari

lol funny :]

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