1. you like peas?
2. have you ever kissed a banana slug?
3. what would you pick, truth or dare?
4. have you ever yelled at cars passing on the street before?
5. have you ever pretended you had rabies?
6. apples or oranges?
7. pineapples or mangoes?
8. what's your best feature, you think?
9. what's your mood?
10. what are the ten compliments you keep on getting?

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11. when's your birthday?
12. when does school start?
13. can you whistle?
14. cinderella or the little mermaid?
15. what's your fav school subject?
16. fav sport?
17. do you go to school dances?
18. do you like plane of car trips better?
19. have you ever tried to hug a kangaroo?
20. have you seen a panda in person?
21. what's better, candy or french fries?
22. do you think scavenger hunts are fun?
23. where's your cell phone?
24. what's the first thing you think when somebody says 'sex'?
25. what are you wearing for bottoms?
26. fav: flip flops or tennis shoes?
27. which hotel do you like best?
28. have you ever been to australia?
29. isn't nutella good?
30. what do you think of watermelon?
31. fav word?
32. have you seen disturbia?
33. what about pirates of the carribean 3?
34. are you planning on watching harry potter?
35. iPods or mP3s?
36. would you want to be on a billboard?
37. who's your best friend?
38. who do you call the most?'
39. where are you going this summer?
40. end of the survey... what do you think?

Despite the "you must have a lot of time" nature of this post, I'll answer:

1. you like peas?
Yes.
2. have you ever kissed a banana slug?
Um. No. Nope. No.
3. what would you pick, truth or dare?
Truth
4. have you ever yelled at cars passing on the street before?
Yes
5. have you ever pretended you had rabies?
No.
6. apples or oranges?
Apples
7. pineapples or mangoes?
Mangoes. Mangoes. Mangoes. And Mangoes.
8. what's your best feature, you think?
Um.... uh... no comment.
9. what's your mood?
Cheerful. Always. Oh and angry sometimes. But still cheerful even when angry - angry at injustice, still happy to be alive.
10. what are the ten compliments you keep on getting?
No comment.
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11. when's your birthday?
Halloween
12. when does school start?
Hasn't it already? Um.
13. can you whistle?
Yes. "You put your lips together and blow." Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have not.
14. cinderella or the little mermaid?
Belle or Mulan.
15. what's your fav school subject?
Um...
16. fav sport?
Um again.
17. do you go to school dances?
Triple um.
18. do you like plane of car trips better?
Plane. You go farther, like home. To the Philippines. Sentence fragments.
19. have you ever tried to hug a kangaroo?
Um. Who wrote these?
20. have you seen a panda in person?
Yes. But what exactly does in person mean? Is the panda in person? Like wearing a human? Then no.
21. what's better, candy or french fries?
Celery.
22. do you think scavenger hunts are fun?
Not really. They're too much like taking care of little kids, finding toys, etc.
23. where's your cell phone?
Left pocket
24. what's the first thing you think when somebody says 'sex'?
Oh boy! or "I'll tell you when you're older," depends on context.
25. what are you wearing for bottoms?
Um. Do I have to answer this? I will not answer a question that says "bottoms"
26. fav: flip flops or tennis shoes?
Barefoot
27. which hotel do you like best?
Um... I don't like hotels.
28. have you ever been to australia?
No.
29. isn't nutella good?
Why the negatively worded question? Yes it is.
30. what do you think of watermelon?
Red.
31. fav word?
I try to avoid favorite words, it limits your vocabulary. But how about: "human"?
32. have you seen disturbia?
Unfortunately.
33. what about pirates of the carribean 3?
Yes.
34. are you planning on watching harry potter?
Watching him do what?
35. iPods or mP3s?
Um. Aren't those the same thing?
36. would you want to be on a billboard?
No. They're too high. I might fall.
37. who's your best friend?
My wife, Blanche. No brainer question.
38. who do you call the most?'
I don't call anyone "the most." What sort of a nickname is that?
39. where are you going this summer?
Home. Work. Home again. Like that.
40. end of the survey... what do you think?
Lots of things. Mostly: how can I become more human and make the world a more human place. Oh... you mean about the survey? A bit trivial, but a chance to be silly. Thanks.

Joseph